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Sunday, January 15, 2012
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Blehh...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! oh god please hope the world wont end xD i love life and pico baha well its a new year and a chance to try sumting new Lol Maybe like Try being a different person or being nicer and be Happy xD Not one of those loners all stuck in there room A.k.a (Me) Even though i have friends that care about me and love me i still am a loner i always stay in my room whispering or just sad i get sad easily and when my friends see me out of my room there always like ''Wow this is the first time I've seen you out out of your room!''. I'm always like ''Mhmm..'' but if they need help i help then cus i care about them friends are fun and always helps you through rough times and they make you feel happy so That's what i have to say.
-kitteh
-kitteh
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
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Sunday, November 27, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Blonde jokes ;D
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Blonde cop
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
Cheating
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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ohkay so those r my favorite Oh and the cheating one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA OHKAY SO THANKS
-kitteh
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Blonde cop
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
Cheating
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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ohkay so those r my favorite Oh and the cheating one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA OHKAY SO THANKS
-kitteh
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